Competition: Win a signed QPR shirt

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I’m back with another of my competitions. This time giving one winner the opportunity to win a signed QPR shirt – as ever with my competitions, entering is easy…

Simply post your suggested caption below (thought, speech or general description) in relation to the image above.

I’ll pick an overall winner from the entries below and contact you with further details. Sign in below to enter.

All entries must be submitted by 19th September.

Good luck!

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sillydoir
sillydoir

I'm just so happy they played all my favourite songs at half time, stereoponics graffiti on the train was on even on as we came out the tunnel...

JammyOne
JammyOne

Where's the joey? There he is!

DominickWittie
DominickWittie

Look I'm crying! Just joking, my tears are joeying :)

BobbyCoppin
BobbyCoppin

"i'll gouge my eyes out with these imaginary pencils if you don't let me go to Marseille!"

ilovewilllys
ilovewilllys

do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha

ilovewilllys
ilovewilllys

do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha - Joey Almighty

MichaelCasey
MichaelCasey

Have a cry Justin Bieber, 

I'm the real J.B

DarrenApps1
DarrenApps1

After a night out with the QPR sponsors, removing the chop sticks from his nose was proving to be more difficult than he first thought.

CallumWilkinson
CallumWilkinson

this is just me pretending to have a winge cos i'm a boy & i can get away with this s***

KimmoGolubow
KimmoGolubow

According to our main sponsor I should look and act  more chinese.

[alcodin to ouu man sponsol i soud look an act mol sainees] - Yo Baaton, quin pak lane-ges.

jackQPR
jackQPR

Mark Hughes' face when he finds himself a division below Joey next season.

RieGodvin
RieGodvin

Joey: I really don't want to give my shirt away, but a life-long QPR fan in Denmark wants it.

Rie: Thanks, Joey! So good to have you back in hoops!

DavidBraybrook
DavidBraybrook

I like the Green and Yellow Hoops and its nice being top, but I would prefer to be playing in the Black and White stripes again

zoouncaged
zoouncaged

Don't cry for me Britannia
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

JoshJamesNangle
JoshJamesNangle

this is the picture took moments before barton ripped off his own face and beat the entire man city squad to death wit it 

diamondk8
diamondk8

"i cant believe my eyes,the ref actually gave a decision FOR me"

Shavesy82
Shavesy82

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye....

Shavesy82
Shavesy82

If Ozil's eyeballs come out any further they'll hang down here!

Shavesy82
Shavesy82

Aww you don't like me because I speak my mind and am headstrong... boohoo

MikeMerriman14
MikeMerriman14

Why am I playing against Brighton in the Championship? When I should be playing against Arsenal in the Champions League..

SamWastesTime
SamWastesTime

"In a efford to quell his on pitch bloodlust, Joey Barton has now resorted to giving himself black eyes instead of the opposition"

Jamers100
Jamers100

"People think this is what I'm doing in the championship but I'm loving my football as I've always done"

Shavesy82
Shavesy82

I wonder if I carried on growing my hair into a mane, could I also grow whiskers and how they would feel?

RuairiEviston
RuairiEviston

"Jesus Christ AJ, is that Julio Cesar over there on our bench??"

ben6413
ben6413

No time to cry, work and play hard to help QPR to go back in premier league, don't worry joey is back!!!!!

TURNAH
TURNAH

Someone informs Joseph that his old friend Gervinho isn't playing very well at his new club Roma.

JordanJMcGregor
JordanJMcGregor

"That damn head and shoulders stings my eyes, last time I ever listen to Joe Hart"

JakeGibbons
JakeGibbons

I swear I used to play for Man CIty, why won't anybody believe me?!

jerseyj9
jerseyj9

I knee one guy, kick another and they all end up like this! 

mapetrix
mapetrix

Of course I'm upset, I just wanted to wear pink boot laces, not rainbow ones. #rbgf

mapetrix
mapetrix

Off course I'm upset, I just wanted to wear pink boo laces not rainbow ones. #rbgf

GillinghamFC13
GillinghamFC13

Joey Barton doing his Piers Morgan impression after his latest failure of an argument with a better celebrity than him

ScottMc9
ScottMc9

Joey Barton doing his impression of Paulo Di Canio after his tackle in the Steve Harper Testimonial.

Diego21Garcia
Diego21Garcia

"You should cry for not being a fan of QPR"

Tú deberías llorar por no ser hincha del QPR

From Spain

jheezy
jheezy

your hair looks amazing jk

genio_nufc
genio_nufc

You kidding me?! Barca scout came looking out for me!

RioQprMcAllister
RioQprMcAllister

The Championship Teams Reaction When They Hear JOEYS Back

Robinder
Robinder

My name is Ronaldo, the fake Ronaldo..

BlakeRoss
BlakeRoss

'Rubbing eyes in disbelief' What's with this kit? Surely I haven't ended up at Norwich?

kato5688
kato5688

I don't get it the shampoo said 'no more tears'

Yosh623
Yosh623

Joey doing an impression of 5under1and fans

jenscaudi
jenscaudi

Don't cry about it. I'm back bitches! 

jacmarl93
jacmarl93

I could of been in the champions league...

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